Do you have an appointment… or tires?
He just needed a rotation, shops always upsell! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Day: April 8, 2026
Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote
NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…
Liberal Idiot Slams Trump’s Genius Ceasefire Masterpiece
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Liberal justice fails again obviously
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
Another clueless American abroadgetting rescued by others again apparently
The latest “scandal” to rock the nation is the so-called “investigation” into our great President Donald Trump’s handling of classified…
Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…
World In Shock As Trump Takes Seemingly Extreme Position To Negotiate Best Possible Deal
WORLD — People across the globe were left in utter shock as President Trump staked out a seemingly extreme…
J.K. Rowling Escapes Insane Asylum
LONDON—Urging the public to remain calm as authorities worked to recapture the mentally disturbed individual, city officials confirmed Monday…