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Day: April 15, 2026

DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
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DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else

Chord F. DiscordApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…

Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
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Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…

Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
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Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…

Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
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Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives

Big ElephantApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…

They really should have made a waiting room πŸ˜‚
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They really should have made a waiting room πŸ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

They all look like fish outta water Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Babylon Bee

After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate

FinnApril 15, 2026

Β Β Β  U.S. β€” After a fifth woman came forward yesterday to accuse former Representative Eric Swalwell of sexual assault, Swalwell…

Events

Alpha Finally Decides to Get Its Act Together and Organize Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Inscreva-se em um dos treinamentos abaixo e prepare-se para organizar o melhor Alpha! πŸ“šπŸ’• Organize o Curso do Casamento πŸ“•,…

Events

CELSIUS Partners with Aston Martin to Make You Run Like a F1 Driver But Let’s be Real You’ll Still be Slow

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Celsius x Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team 🏎️ at Pier 5 🌊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Events

Another Excuse for DC to Throw a Party and Call it a Historical Celebration

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

In 2026, DC celebrates 21st Anniversary of Emancipation Day πŸŽ‰ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Events

Cecily Duchess of York: Mom of the Year for Medieval Kings and Scheming Politician Extraordinaire

Chuck B. BallsyApril 15, 2026

Cecily, Duchess of York: the OG drama queen 🀣 Joanna Laynesmith spills tea on her life πŸ΅πŸ’β€β™€οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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