Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger
Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase…
Day: April 15, 2026
Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Gathering of People Standing in a Circle Ever
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Impuesto a las Ganancias porque el Estado quiere tu dinero también Personas Juridicas
💸📚 IMPORTANTE!!! 📚💸 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media…
Moonshot Their Wad
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Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close,…
Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…