Benin the Next Big Thing Sort Of Maybe We Guess Helping You Export Stuff There
🚨 Bénin, le nouveau Graal des exportations 🚨 Le Bénin : marché en croissance 🚀, Investissement Québec International vous aidera…
Day: April 18, 2026
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
U.S. — Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President…
Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…
Fake news claims Trump’s economy is somehow not amazing
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…
M·A·C Match Day Because You Clearly Need More Makeup to Impress Your Tinder Dates
Get ready for M·A·C Match Day 🎉 on 4/18 & 4/19! 📆 🎁 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Former MEGADETH Rock God CHRIS POLAND To Drop Truth Bombs All Over DAVE MUSTAINE’s Ego In New Book Because Someone’s Got To Call Out All The Crap He’s Been Spewing
In a shocking turn of events, former MEGADETH guitarist Chris Poland has spoken out about the infamous song “Liar” from…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…
Dummy Dems can’t even prepare for lunch let alone war
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Trump and…
Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…