Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think?
“You have to remember to set it to slow roast.”
Ron Pruett, Face Blurrer
“God forbid a company try to push the boundaries of coziness.”
John Jones, Hammer Polisher
“I got rid of mine because they smelled like hot feet.”
Maggie Olyphant, Knee Surgeon
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Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think?
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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