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Day: April 29, 2026

Babylon Bee

In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that…

How can two children be so useless?
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How can two children be so useless?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

The old guy had ninja warrior champion level grip strength that was the only clear part of this video 😂…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

FinnApril 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch’s visit…

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royalty visits America because who needs democracy anyway obviously

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal AI Trying to Control Our Great American Government

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal
The Onion

Trump Boys Break Another Blender Attempting To Make Oil Out Of Charcoal

FinnApril 29, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to reduce gas prices while “President Dad” worked to reopen “the Street of Hummus [sic],” Eric…

Events

Come Waste Your Time Meeting recruitment robots at the New York City Career Fair where your dreams will be crushed

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Meet with Queens Employers 🤝 CONNECT with top employers 📈💼 in various fields. Register: https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ 📊 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Events

Vegane Mütter retten die Welt mit Soja und Stillen trotz Trauma

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

🤣 Online-Fortbildung für Hebammen & Co.: Lerne, wie du Emotionen und Ernährung in der Schwangerschaft kombinieren kannst! 🤰 😂 ZWISCHEN…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life: Watercolour Birds are Taking Over Your Living Room

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Get ready for a super fun 🎨 night of watercolour bird making, because, why not? 🤷‍♀️ No experience required, just…

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