DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…
Day: April 29, 2026
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Oh Joy Natalie Imbruglia is Back to Ruin Your Spotify Playlists with a Brand New Single that Will Definitely Not be as Good as Torn
Natalie Imbruglia, the queen of the 90s, is back with a new album, Algorithm, and we’re not sure what’s more…
Deep state loser Comey whines again about our great Trump
Oh boy, folks, gather ’round and listen up, because I’ve got a real treat for you. It’s about time someone…
TESTAMENT’s CHUCK BILLY To Finally Spill All The Tea In His Super Serious Not At All Overhyped Memoir ‘Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of Chuck Billy AKA The Thrilling Tale Of How I Managed To Make It Out Of The 80s With My Hair Intact’
This is not your typical rock memoir, folks! 😴 Chuck Billy’s unflinching memoir, “Holding My Breath: The Two Testaments Of…
TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums
The infamous Tarja Turunen, former lead singer of Nightwish, recently sat down with Metal Addiction webzine and spilled the tea…
Grand Theft Auto 6 Release Date Finally Locked In For November Because Rockstar Loves Crushing Your Social Life And Relationships
With the entire gaming community on the edge of their seats, waiting for any crumb of information about Grand Theft…
‘Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?’ KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shortly before the United States Supreme Court issued its ruling on Louisiana’s proposed redrawing of its…
Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion
A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker’s water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received…
Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged
U.S. — The growing rift between the political right and left in the country became even more evident this…