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Day: April 30, 2026

GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
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GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…

IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
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IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…

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Mayor Mamdnai Declares Crisis Of Having Run Out Of Other People’s Money

FinnApril 30, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run…

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today
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Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today

FinnApril 30, 2026

       AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed…

Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Dream pop/post-punk from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Feyleux in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Feyleux in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Darkwave/dreampop from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Darkwave/post-punk with Korean/English lyrics from Las Vegas, NV Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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