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Day: April 30, 2026

Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
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Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence

FinnApril 30, 2026

       The post Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence appeared first…

Babylon Bee

Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery

FinnApril 30, 2026

    MACON, GA — A smoke alarm living in the house of a local family waited patiently until all the…

New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper!
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New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper!

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

As busy adults, we often forget that we were once children. From time to time, allow yourself to have some…

Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE
The Onion

Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE

FinnApril 30, 2026

       President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…

Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
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Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life

FinnApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…

BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
Breaking, Music News

BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…

Babylon Bee

7 Devastating Effects Of Ending Race-Based Gerrymandering

FinnApril 30, 2026

    With yesterday’s ruling, the United States Supreme Court officially declared it illegal to redraw voting districts based on the…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

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