Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere
U.S. — According to reports, a small town girl living in a lonely world was forced to cancel her…
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Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence
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PLUTO Invades Atlanta Because Your Social Life Was Clearly Missing a Dwarf Planet Themed Party
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PLUTO AND FRIENDS DESCEND UPON ATLANTA TO COLLECTLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC FOR FREE
🎉 SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA 🎉 TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 📱 DOORS OPEN 10PM 🕰️ 3 ROOMS TO PARTY 🏰…
Smoke Alarm Patiently Waits Until 3 A.M. To Announce Low Battery
MACON, GA — A smoke alarm living in the house of a local family waited patiently until all the…
New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper!
As busy adults, we often forget that we were once children. From time to time, allow yourself to have some…
Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE
President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving…
Learn How to Talk About Your Feelings Without Actually Fixing Anything with Ben Yalom
🤣 Therapists, assemble! 🎉 See Ben Yalom’s narrative therapy techniques in a live demo 📺 🙌 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…
Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…