Liberal Hollywood elitist singer kills innocent American child obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some fake news? I just can’t even handle the liberal tears that are…
Month: April 2026
Oh great, another loser meets our great President obviously
Oh boy, are the fake news media and liberal elites going to have a field day with this one! As…
Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
LeBron Clarifies Which Teammates Are, Are Not His Children
LOS ANGELES—Seeking to clear up any ambiguity once and for all, four-time NBA Most Valuable Player LeBron James indicated…
Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry
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Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump’s New Triumphal Arch?
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft “United States Triumphal Arch” in honor of the nation’s 250th…
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion. The post…
‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned…
White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion. The post White…