BREAKING Fortnite and Toy Story are Totally Not Desperate for Attention so They’re Collabing for Some Reason
Breaking News: Fortnite x Toy Story Collaboration Leaked, and We’re Totally Not Surprised 🤣. After months of rumors, the cat’s…
Month: April 2026
The Agonizing Decision of the Century: Will You Waste Your Life on Hearthstone, Get Addicted to Slay the Spire 2, or Settle for the Clearly Superior Balatro
So, you want to know about digital card games, huh? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, they’re a thing, and…
Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Supreme Court hearing arguments today over birthright citizenship, President Trump cleverly snuck his way…
MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone
      The post MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone appeared first on The Onion.    The post MLB…
The most legendary gas station pov of all time 😂
"Please pull a wallet" lmaoooo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools’ Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
   MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools’ jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again…
Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America
The Deep State is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Sore loser Dems whine about Trump’s genius voting plan again
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…
Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million
      BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already…