Disco Parties Just Got a Whole Lot Lamer with Midnite City in Chicago

Get ready for Orlove by Night ๐ŸŒƒ
Presents: Midnite City: Indie Disco ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป
Saturday, May 30, 2026 ๐Ÿ“†
Subterranean, Chicago ๐Ÿ“
Doors 9pm, 21+ ๐Ÿšช
Justice ยท LCD Soundsystem ยท Daft Punk ๐ŸŽถ

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heโ€™s always the MVP. ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽค

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