Overrated British bands still trying to be American rockstars somehow
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen,…
Month: May 2026
Liberal ladies somehow manage to share single valedictorian title
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Oh great, another liberal airline fails America again somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest news with the utmost sarcasm…
Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke
The post Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke appeared first on The Onion. The post Commencement Speaker…
Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…
EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…
Watch: Formerly Relevant Musician ERIK GRÖNWALL Whines About His 5 Minutes of Fame in “To Hell & Back” aka My Career Imploded
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Former SKID ROW singer Erik Grönwall, the man who’s…
Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It
DENVER—In an expression of overwhelming confidence in their innate animal magnetism, the majority of men who participated is a…
Millennial Figures Out How To Use ‘6-7,’ Signaling The End Of The Fad
FT. WORTH, TX — Local millennial Chad McCallister finally figured out how to appropriately use “6-7” in casual conversation,…
Disney Purchases Rights To ‘Robot Jox’ Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal
BURBANK, CA — In a surprise movie, The Walt Disney Company announced that it had acquired the rights to…