TOOL Fans Rejoice Adam Jones Says They Might Possibly Maybe Consider Playing Some Shows In Vegas If They Feel Like It Someday
In a shocking turn of events, TOOL guitarist Adam Jones has confirmed that the band might, just might, stage a…
Month: May 2026
Vin Diesel Just Announced the 12th Fast and Furious Spinoff Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of His Grunting Yet
Yeah, because what the world really needed was more Fast & Furious 🙄. I mean, who doesn’t want to watch…
Procrastination Mastery: The Ultimate Guide to Ignoring Responsibility and Watching Esports Tournaments All Day
Today’s esports scene is a wild ride, folks 🎢! With millions of viewers tuning in worldwide, it’s like trying to…
Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry
      WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision…
Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue
   MIAMI, FL — A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed…
Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
      The post Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People appeared first on The Onion.    The…
Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife
   You won’t believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug — I don’t know what…
Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…
What To Know About Hantavirus
      Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The…
Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic
   CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic.   CARSON,…