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Month: May 2026

Unprecedented Ukrainian drone attack on Russian Moscow
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Unprecedented Ukrainian drone attack on Russian Moscow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Karma is a bitch, honey! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
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Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…

Events

Get Ready to Ruin Your Diet and Liver on Memorial Day Weekend at Day Party LA

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Get ready for Day Party LA on Sunday, May 24th πŸŽ‰! πŸ•°οΈ πŸ“ 930 Mateo St, Los Angeles, CA 90021…

Events

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Still Relevant Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME – LIVE IN CONCERT! πŸŽ‰ Waka Flocka Flame performs in Louisville, KY on May 17th! 🎟️ Chuck…

Events

Because Clearly What Traumatized People Need is Another Buzzword to Fix Their Lives

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 This webinar is gonna “fix” those traumatized students! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ πŸ“šπŸ’‘ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Events

Because Your Teachers Clearly Need Help Not Messing Up The Kids Even More

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

🀣 Get trained as a Designated Safeguarding Lead in Education πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Events

Sarah A Parker Spends All Her Money on Self Published Fantasy Novel THE BALLAD OF FALLING DRAGONS at B&N

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Get ready for the most epic book signing event ever! πŸ“šπŸ‘€ Join Barnes & Noble – Huntington Beach, CA on…

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