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Month: May 2026

Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Archspire in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Technical death metal from Vancouver, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Undeath in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death metal from Rochester, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Crown Magnetar in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Deathcore from Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)
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Mutilation Barbecue in Charlotte, NC (05/08/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released
The Onion

Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released

FinnMay 8, 2026

       A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to…

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause
The Onion

Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause

FinnMay 8, 2026

       The post Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause appeared first on The Onion.    The post…

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Blasphemous Bible App Claims To Have Update For King James Version

FinnMay 8, 2026

    U.S. — A Bible application for mobile devices was blacklisted by members of several evangelical denominations after its developer…

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games
🚨 Breaking News: Amazon Prime Gaming is Giving Away Free Games, But Let's Be Real, They're Not That Exciting 🚨
Breaking, Games News

What’s Coming To Amazon Prime Gaming In May 2026 Besides Another Excuse For You To Procrastinate And Waste Your Life Away On Video Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Amazon has just announced its May 2026 Amazon Prime Gaming list of free games, because who doesn’t love free stuff,…

Babylon Bee

Republicans Smear Popular Progressive Candidate Just Because He’s a Clone of Hitler

FinnMay 8, 2026

    PORTLAND, ME — Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats — with…

Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock

Big ElephantMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…

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