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Month: May 2026

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Oh Joy Another AAPI Heritage Month Party with Overpriced Food and Jai Wolf

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic AAPI Heritage Month party 🌟! closessions, DJ Dials, Gold House, & John’s Grill present:…

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Webinaire super excitant pour les industriels qui ont rien de mieux à faire que d’écouter des présentations powerpoint sur comment pas être les derniers de la classe en termes de compétitivité industrielle avec DGA X EMC2

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

🚀 Entreprises de défense des Pays de la Loire, inscrivez-vous pour un webinaire qui va booster votre compétitivité industrielle !…

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Wow You Get to Waste Your Time Writing About Made Up Stuff to Eventually Write a Thesis That 12 People Will Read

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Atelier 1 : L’écriture littéraire 📚💡 avec Maureen PRUNIER et Renée Combal-Weiss 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because Who Needs Funding When You Have Desperation and a Half Decent Logo to Turn Your Crappy Brand into Sales Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

🚀 Webinar alert! 🚀 🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Trump: Americans’ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations
The Onion

Trump: Americans’ Economic Pain Not A Consideration In Iran Negotiations

FinnMay 14, 2026

       President Trump, when asked whether the economic hardships felt by Americans would motivate him to reach a deal with…

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Keir Starmer Admits He Has No Idea How To Pronounce His Own Name

FinnMay 14, 2026

    LONDON — Prime Minister Keir Starmer, amidst calls for his immediate resignation, sheepishly admitted to having no idea how…

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again
Breaking, Music News

Oh Joy, The World Was Missing a Deluxe Edition of Scritti Politti’s Overhyped Cupid & Psyche 85 Now We Can All Finally Empty Our Wallets Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Scritti Politti’s iconic album Cupid & Psyche 85 is getting…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
Breaking, Movie News

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet
Breaking, Games News

Subnautica 2 Early Access Preview – Because You Didn’t Spend Enough Time Drowning in the First One Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Subnautica 2 is finally here, and it’s time to dive back into the world…

Events

Because Women Need a Workshop to Deal with All the Drama Men Cause

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

May 14: Free workshop 🎉 on trauma-informed skills 🤯, safety & boundaries 🚫, emotional regulation 😌. Earn 3.0 CE Hours…

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