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Day: July 29, 2026

Ozzy Osbourne Haunts Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights
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Ozzy Osbourne Haunts Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

An Ozzy Osbourne-themed experience titled “Ozzy Osbourne: Prince of Darkness” will debut at Universal Studios parks as part of the…

Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack
The Onion

Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack

FinnJuly 29, 2026

       An AI agent from OpenAI went rogue during testing and launched a multi-step cyberattack against popular AI platform Hugging…

GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
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GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…

Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens’ Theories That Proved To Be Correct
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Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens’ Theories That Proved To Be Correct

FinnJuly 29, 2026

    There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any…

Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing
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Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Jimmny Fallon seems to have lifted a famous South Park joke about how “fish sticks” sounds a lot like “fish…

Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use
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Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Noah Kahan responded to a social media post from Donald Trump that contained the song “American Cars,” writing, “Would never…

Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement
The Onion

Taylor Swift Sues Ella Langley For Bangs Infringement

FinnJuly 29, 2026

       NEW YORK—Arguing that the country artist’s hairstyle was damaging the value of her own well-established signature look, pop star…

EsDeeKid Unveils Huge 48 City 2026 Concert Tour
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EsDeeKid Unveils Huge 48 City 2026 Concert Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

EsDeeKid has announced a massive 48-date tour of North America, the UK, and Europe for later this year. Dubbed the…

Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…

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