Federal Building Gets Free Fireworks Courtesy of Angry Protester
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a guy who allegedly threw an incendiary device at New York City’s…
Month: July 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media
The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the TRANSMISSION is all about “GENERAL RULES”. In a shocking turn…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…
Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…
Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
Westeros Wars Relaunches, Because Money Still Grows On Trees Apparently
Oh joy, another delay in the world of gaming, because what’s a few more months of waiting when you’re ready…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…