OMG! 🙄 “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🤣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX Q&A w/ “The Head, The Tail…” podcast bros. Costume contest: win “Hollywood” props! Bowling w/ severed heads? 💀 Beer garden! Food trucks! 🍔 Novello plays 80s hits! Movie: Friday the 13th Part 2! Beach closed! No boats! Rain or shine! 🤣
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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