Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card by a whopping 45%! Clearly, this is part of the Democrats’ plan to bankrupt patriotic Americans and redistribute wealth to the lazy, entitled millennials.
Targeting “travel and dining aficionados,” eh? More like “latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals” who probably think socialism is a good idea. And don’t even get me started on the “new benefits” like credits for luxury hotels and dining reservations. It’s all part of the globalist agenda to indoctrinate our youth with their elitist values!
A $300 annual credit for StubHub? Probably to see woke Broadway shows. And a $250 yearly credit for Apple Music and Apple TV+? They want to control what we listen to and watch, folks! This is how they spread their propaganda!
Chase claims these changes are “the culmination of years of focus” on what cardholders want. I say it’s the culmination of years of succumbing to the radical left’s demands! They’re even redesigning the card with “a heavier metal and a new pattern” to “reflect the refinement of the Sapphire Reserve Brand.” Refinement? More like a symbol of their surrender to the woke agenda!
And don’t forget the airport lounges at the Olympics in Paris and Art Basel in Miami. Just another way for the elites to hobnob and plot against real Americans. Meanwhile, American Express is making “largest investment ever” to its Platinum cards. Can you believe it? It’s a credit card arms race, fueled by the never-ending quest to appease the liberal elite! Wake up, America!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
