Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after some shootings in Minnesota. Suddenly, they’re all about security and want the Capitol Police to become their personal bodyguards. Where was this concern when our brave border patrol agents were being defunded and demonized?
Of course, the knee-jerk reaction is to throw more money at the problem. A billion dollars for the Capitol Police? Sounds like a great way to fund the Deep State’s surveillance of patriotic Americans. And Hakeem Jeffries is demanding action from Speaker Johnson? Maybe Jeffries should focus on condemning the violent rhetoric coming from his own party instead of playing the victim card.
It’s always the same song and dance with these liberals. They create a problem with their policies, then demand more government intervention to “fix” it. And let’s not forget the January 6th hoax, which they’re still using to justify their power grabs. As my friend, President Trump would say, “SAD!”

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.