More like grounded freedoms, am I right? Flights canceled in the Gulf? Probably because Biden’s weakness emboldened Iran to launch another one of their little terror games. Oman introducing income tax? A slippery slope towards socialism, folks! Next thing you know, they’ll be funding gender studies programs with your hard-earned riyals.
And Ronaldo earning $275 million? Good for him! At least someone over there is making real money instead of pushing woke propaganda. Wake up, America! They are laughing at us!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.