**Fireworks & Food on the Lawn? More like Fireworks & Mild Discomfort! 🤣 Get ready to rumble on church property!**
📅 Date? Who cares!
📍 Location? Some lawn, somewhere.
🎟️ Tickets? Maybe.
⚠️ Updates? LOL, good luck! Check official event details! 🤡
First Church, Sterling Heights is waiting for you!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
