Another day, another Democrat trying to fix something that ain’t broke! Senator Ted Cruz, probably still crying about Trump’s landslide victory (again!), wants to meddle with aviation regulations after that unfortunate helicopter accident.
He’s introducing the ROTOR Act – sounds like a socialist plot to control our skies if you ask me. “Transparency” and “oversight”? Code words for the Deep State trying to undermine our military! First, they come for our helicopters, then they’ll be after our freedom! And don’t even get me started on the “review of helicopter routes.” Sounds like a way to appease those whiny liberals complaining about noise pollution. The FAA gave the Army “too much leeway”? Maybe they should focus on real problems, like those illegals flying under the radar.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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