CNN is clutching their pearls because Attorney General Pam Bondi is bravely exploring the possibility of re-opening Alcatraz. Can you believe these liberals? They’re more worried about where we might house unrepentant criminals than the safety of our own citizens. Probably because they’re the ones funding the criminals!
Bondi, accompanied by Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, is “assessing” the facility. You know what that really means? Making America Safe Again! The radical left is already hyperventilating, no doubt dreaming of a world where criminals roam free and law-abiding patriots are silenced.
And the timing! CNN mentions Bondi facing questions about the Epstein case. As if we didn’t know the Democrats would deflect, deflect, deflect. They can’t handle the truth about their own perversions, so they try to smear a true patriot!
Re-opening Alcatraz isn’t just about prisons; it’s about sending a message. A message to the world that in President Trump’s America, we don’t coddle criminals; we lock them up! Lock them up! Lock them up!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
