Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up the Epstein garbage, trying to make it look like President Trump is somehow involved.
Of course, President Trump is on top of it, ordering Attorney General Bondi to release all the Grand Jury testimony! Let’s expose the Democrats’ SCAM, shall we?
And that “birthday letter” with the “Donald” signature where the pubic hair should be? Total fabrication by the failing Wall Street Journal and Rupert Murdoch! President Trump is right to sue them! More leftist lies designed to distract from Biden’s obvious cognitive decline.
The Justice Department already said there’s no evidence of a “client list” or murder, but the MAGA world wants a smoking gun? President Trump has always been transparent, but these things take time, especially when you’re fighting the Deep State! And of course, some “stupid and foolish Republicans” are falling for the Democrats’ trap. Sad!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
