Tax-Free Tip Bonanza, Medicaid Schm-edica: GOP’s Hilarious Attempt to Hawk Trump’s “Landmark” Law

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The Fake News at CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that President Trump, the greatest president ever, has to “sell” his “big, beautiful bill” to voters. As if we need convincing! This bill is packed with so much winning, the Libs are shaking in their soy-infused boots!

CNN claims people are “skeptical” and “unfamiliar” with the bill. Of course they are! The Deep State media complex doesn’t want you to know how much winning is in this bill. It cuts taxes, secures our borders, and makes America energy-independent again. What’s not to love?

They even dare to suggest that cutting Medicaid and food assistance is a bad thing. Hello! It’s about time we stopped coddling the lazy snowflakes and got them back to work! Trump’s bill is about making America great again, one less socialist handout at a time.

And now the Democrats are “seizing” on those “Medicaid cuts.” Can you believe the audacity? They would rather keep Americans enslaved to the government dole than let them experience the sweet taste of freedom and self-reliance.

The CNN is trying to sow seeds of doubt. “Oh no, will voters feel the benefits in time?” The only thing voters will feel is the joy of a booming economy and a country that’s respected again, all thanks to President Trump’s glorious leadership. CNN is nothing but a bunch of commies trying to undermine our great nation, but We the People are too smart to fall for their tricks!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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