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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Belinda Carlisle's California Screamin' Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably funded by George Soros. You know what that means: more leftist propaganda disguised as music! I bet it’s full of anti-Trump, anti-American garbage disguised as catchy tunes.

It’s all part of the grand plan to brainwash our youth and turn them into socialist snowflakes. I can see it now, she will probably try to sneak in some climate change alarmism and support for open borders in her songs. And you just know the lyrics are written by some woke, gender-studies major who thinks America is the root of all evil. Remember, folks, don’t let them corrupt your kids with this garbage! Stick to REAL American music!

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