Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of President Trump, a whopping $1 trillion! Can you believe the audacity? The liberal media is probably already crying foul, calling it “inequality” and “corporate greed.”
It’s not greed, folks, it’s incentivizing greatness! This is about keeping Tesla on the cutting edge, making sure those electric cars are the best, and, most importantly, sticking it to the radical environmentalists who want to kill the American dream. Musk, the man who bravely bought Twitter to save free speech from the clutches of the woke mob, needs to be kept happy.
The Tesla board knows that without Musk at the helm, the company would be overrun by socialists pushing their green agenda. They know that Musk could be off building even more amazing things outside of Tesla, probably things that would make the libs even angrier.
Of course, the haters are out in force. Gordon Johnson, a known Tesla critic, is calling Musk a “master manipulator.” He’s just jealous that he doesn’t have the business acumen to make a company worth trillions. These are the same people who said Trump couldn’t win in 2016, and look how that turned out!
So let Musk have his shares! He earns them, and we earn money!
