**OMG! ☕The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shopping🛍️, and maybe a Vicious Trollop Surprise! 😈 Score VIP tix for $60 (limited sizes, hurry!) or slum it with a $25 tote bag. Tokens? Friendship bracelets for GG fanatics? 🤪 Get ready to empty your wallets💸, starting and ending at the Gazebo in O’Brien Park!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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