Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie guidelines. What’s next, folks? Mandatory pronoun training for toddlers?
It seems Meta is desperately trying to appease the perpetually offended leftists and their never-ending quest to sanitize everything. They’ll hide posts with “strong language” and anything that might encourage “harmful behaviors” – because, you know, teenagers are too delicate to handle reality. Heaven forbid they see a marijuana pipe or a risky stunt!
And get this: teens won’t be able to follow accounts that share “age-inappropriate content.” Who decides what’s “age-inappropriate?” Probably some soy-latte-sipping liberal arts grad in Silicon Valley. They’ll block search terms like “alcohol” and “gore.” But I bet they won’t block “socialism” or “critical race theory,” those truly dangerous concepts.
Even Meta’s AI chatbot will be neutered, so it “should not give age-inappropriate responses that would feel out of place in a PG-13 movie.” Can’t have those AI bots corrupting the youth with unapproved thoughts!
Denmark is banning social media for kids under 15. More countries and states should protect their children, instead of letting them be brainwashed by leftist propaganda!
It’s all part of the grand plan to create a generation of easily manipulated, politically correct sheep. Thank goodness President Trump is fighting back against this cultural Marxism, making America great again, one meme at a time!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
