Another Day, Another Liberal Lament: Wounded Knee Edition! The woke mob is at it again, folks, trying to rewrite history and smear our brave soldiers. It’s all part of the Democrats’ plan to erase America’s greatness, probably funded by Soros and those sneaky Chinese!
So, apparently, back in 1890, there was this “incident” at Wounded Knee. The Fake News CNN wants you to believe our troops just went around slaughtering innocent Native Americans. But I’ve got a theory, maybe, just maybe, these “peaceful” tribesmen weren’t so peaceful after all. Maybe they were part of some deep state plot to undermine America? Did anyone think about that?
The radical left is losing their minds because some soldiers got medals of honor for their “heroic” actions. But now the woke brigade wants to “re-evaluate” the medals because it hurt someone’s feelings. Cry me a river! Our brave men and women in uniform deserve respect, not this woke garbage!
Of course, Elizabeth Warren, Pocahontas herself, had to chime in. She wants to “remove the stain.” Well, I’ve got news for her: the only stain is her fake Native American heritage!
Don’t let the liberal media fool you. Our military is the best in the world, and they always have been. President Trump will never apologize for America, and neither should you! God bless America, and God bless President Trump! MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
