Hold onto your hats, folks, because the cinematic world is about to be graced with the presence of not one, but TWO titans of the industry! 🤩 Quentin Tarantino, the guy who brought you foot fetishes and historical revisionism, and Simon Pegg, the dude who runs away from zombies and aliens, are slumming it in some indie flick called “Only What We Carry.” Prepare for cinematic brilliance… or maybe just a really long nap.😴
Apparently, this cinematic masterpiece (and I use that term loosely) is being directed by some dude named Jamie Adams. Who? Exactly. But hey, at least he managed to snag Tarantino and Pegg before they realized they were too good for this 🙄. Sources say it’s supposed to be a deep, meaningful drama about love, loss, and moving on. You know, the kind of stuff that makes you want to binge-watch cat videos instead. 😹
Tarantino’s role is apparently his biggest since “From Dusk Till Dawn.” Yes, the one where he played a creepy vampire rapist. 🧛 So, expect award-winning stuff. Or maybe just another reason to question his life choices. 🤷♂️ Pegg, on the other hand, is playing some former instructor. Get ready to see him act all professorial and stuff. 🤓
The rest of the cast includes Charlotte Gainsbourg, Sofia Boutella, Liam Hellmann, and some singer named Lizzy McAlpine. I am sure they are great actors and will add an incredible depth and layers to the movie. Or, you know, they’ll just be there. 😶 The movie is set in Normandy, so expect lots of scenic shots of… Normandy. 🐄 Maybe some cows, too. 🥛
Adams says it’s always been his dream to shoot a movie in Normandy, which is great for him. 🛌 I dream of winning the lottery, but you don’t see me boring people with that. He also says it’s an “Eric Rohmer styled picture”. I would not know who that is if my life depended on it. Sounds pretentious if you ask me.🙄
Apparently, Tarantino was pitched the role “through his agent because he was perfect for the part.” I am sure his agent was very happy to have a job for him that was NOT directing! 😂 But don’t worry, I am sure the producers, Charles Benoin, Liam Hellmann, and Journi Smit, will make sure this movie is a cinematic experience we will never forget! Or at least, we will try to forget it. 🙏
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
