Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even a communist, “won” the mayoral election. Sounds fishy, doesn’t it? I bet those Dominion voting machines were up to no good again!
Turnout “surged,” they say? More like the Democrats surged with their usual tricks! Mail-in ballots showing up from who-knows-where. I bet Soros is behind it all, funding the radical left’s takeover of our cities.
Mamdani did well in “high Black and Latino populations?” Of course he did! They always vote for the Democrats, no matter how crazy their policies are. Cuomo won in “Republican areas?” Well, that’s because even some Republicans are RINOs these days!
And CNN’s exit polls? You expect me to believe anything those fake newsers say? It’s all a setup, a deep state plot to undermine our great President Trump and his glorious second term!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
