OMG! Future Council movie! 🎬 See how bad your choices mess up the climate! 🌍 Then, listen to preachy youths whine. 🗣️ Reception after—free snacks? 🤔 Supported by City of Naperville’s SECA Fund. Thx IPSD 204, CUSD 203, Naperville Park District, Naperville Public Library, Conservation Foundation, NEST, KidsMatter, YMCA, Sierra Club, EHAN, ALMAS, Senator Laura Ellman, & Representative Janet Yang Rohr. 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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