You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the Deep State Dems are busy crying about imaginary Russian collusion and trying to impeach him for being too awesome, Trump is busy making the White House GREAT AGAIN!
Trump is personally overseeing the renovations of the White House, ensuring every detail is perfect. Can you imagine Crooked Hillary picking out limestone or flag poles? No way! This is a man who knows quality, unlike those socialist losers. He’s even consulting with foreign leaders and members of Congress, because everyone wants to be part of Trump’s winning team.
Of course, the liberal media is whining about the cost and transparency. Transparency? They wouldn’t know transparency if it slapped them in their soy-latte-sipping faces! This is about making America beautiful, and Trump is the only one who can do it. They’re probably funded by Soros to whine anyway.
And get this: Trump is building a $300 million ballroom! Can you imagine the amazing parties we’ll have there? The liberals are already having meltdowns, calling it “opulent” and “out of touch.” Translation: they’re jealous they weren’t invited.
He’s getting major companies like Apple and Amazon to donate, proving that even the wokest corporations know Trump is the best for business. He even lamented he couldn’t ask MBS for a donation – the man knows how to deal!
So let them cry and investigate. Trump will be too busy making America the envy of the world, one perfectly placed chandelier at a time.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
