OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the *second* trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, and let’s be real, it’s basically the cinematic equivalent of reheated leftovers 🤢. I mean, zombies AGAIN? Groundbreaking. 🙄 You’d think after 28 YEARS they’d come up with a new plot, but NOPE! 🤷♂️
Zombie enthusiasts (if they still exist) are apparently losing their minds because Sony Pictures decided to grace us with another trailer for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Apparently, the first trailer was “light on plot,” which is code for “boring AF.” This new trailer features Dr. Kelson (Ralph Fiennes), who’s still trying to figure out why everyone’s trying to eat each other’s brains. He’s like, “Oh no, the infection!” as if we haven’t seen that a million times before. 😴 And then there’s Jimmy Crystal (Jack O’Connell), who apparently has a “tense meeting” with Kelson. I bet it involves lots of brooding and dramatic staring. Riveting! 🙄 Oh, and let’s not forget Sampson (Chi Lewis-Parry), who might be the cure? Sure, Jan. 🙄
So, in the last movie, 28 Years Later, Spike (Alfie Williams) decided his family was too boring, so he went off to explore the zombie-infested wasteland. Smart move, kid! 👍 Now he’s hanging out with the totally-not-a-psycho Jimmy Crystal and his “gang of bad actors.” I’m guessing they’re bad actors both on and off-screen. Dr. Kelson, meanwhile, is busy making skull tributes to the titular Bone Temple, because that’s what scientists do in the apocalypse, right? 💀
The new trailer shows Dr. Kelson doing some “research” on the Rage virus, which apparently involves flashbacks to his pre-apocalypse life. Groundbreaking stuff. 😴 Sir Jimmy and his gang are searching for “souls to deliver to hell,” which sounds like a totally original plot point. 👌 And Spike is watching them in terror, probably regretting his decision to leave his boring family. 🤷♂️
And the best part? Cillian Murphy, the star of the first movie, is only listed as an Executive Producer. He confirmed he’s reprising his role as Jim, but he’s nowhere to be seen in either trailer. Maybe he realized this movie is gonna be a dumpster fire and decided to distance himself. 🔥 smart.
So, if you’re into recycled plots, cardboard characters, and endless zombie hordes, then 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is for you! 🙄 It hits theaters on January 16, 2026. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 🤡
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