🚨 BREAKING: Local Guy Who Quit His Job in 2019 Wants to Teach You How to Do the Same (But Cheaper) 🚨
📅 When?: Thursday, December 11th, 2025 (4:00 PM – 5:30 PM PT)
📍 Where?: Zoom (because apparently we still haven’t moved to Club Penguin)
💰 Cost?: Free (they’re giving away secrets like it’s a clearance sale at Costco)
Tired of being a corporate drone? Good news! Beau Eckstein—Business Ownership Coach™ (yes, he trademarked it)—will teach you how to escape your soul-crushing job and become a CEO (of something, probably). Learn how to replace your salary, pick a business model that “fits your lifestyle,” and use SBA loans to fund your dreams with “low out-of-pocket cost.” Spoiler: That means you’ll still be broke, but now with debt and a business plan.
Perfect for ambitious professionals, future investors, and anyone who Googled “how to be rich without working” at 3 AM. Attendees get a “Business Ownership Assessment” (fancy word for a quiz) and live Q&A.
Make 2026 your launch year—or at least the year you finally update your LinkedIn to “Founder & CEO.” Seats are limited because… well, Zoom only holds so many dreamers.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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