Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week

Oh No: Admiral Piett Gets Email From Lord Vader Asking What He Accomplished Last Week

OUTER RIM — Following a sudden rise in rank, Admiral Firmus Piett was faced with his most challenging mission yet: sending Lord Vader an e-mail with approximately five bullet points detailing what he accomplished the previous week.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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