🚨 BREAKING: Taylor Swift fans lose grip on reality, demand party at 7 PM like civilized people 🍸💅
Omg, like, we *had* to move the party up because y’all can’t handle suspense (or bedtime). DJ Alex Jay will spin TSwift bops plus hits from Halsey, Billie, Katy, Sia, Dua, Harry, Miley, Lorde, Selena, Lana, Ed, and Demi—basically anyone who’s ever sung about heartbreak while looking fabulous. 💃✨
RSVP or pay $20. First 50 get in free (because capitalism, but make it cute).
📍 Drom: 85 Ave A, East Village, NYC. Doors 7 PM. 21+. Don’t be late, besties. 🎤💖
Taylor Swift Throws a Dance Party and Midnight Becomes the New Daylight Saving Time
