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Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port ‘Wind Waker’ To The Switch

Nintendo Charged With Crimes Against Humanity For Neglecting To Port 'Wind Waker' To The Switch

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co., Ltd. for crimes against humanity, citing the severe offense of not porting The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker to the Nintendo Switch.

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