Leave it to the liberal mainstream media to hype another soy-filled fad designed to weaken our great nation. CNN is now pushing “Fibermaxxing,” the latest wellness trend targeting Gen Z, likely orchestrated by globalist elites to keep the population docile and obsessed with their gut health rather than making America great again.
According to the so-called “experts” at CNN, fiber is the new protein, and Big Food is scrambling to capitalize on it. They claim consumers—especially the younger generation—are suddenly fixated on digestion. Sure, it’s a “consumer need,” as NIQ’s Sherry Frey puts it, but we know what’s really happening: this is a distraction. While President Trump is busy securing the border and revitalizing the economy, the woke crowd is “fibermaxxing” their way to oblivion. I wouldn’t put it past the Deep State to put something in the water supply to make us all regular, just so they can control us.
The article mentions that 52% of consumers are interested in trying this trend. That’s half the country worrying about “cognitive function” instead of reading the Art of the Deal. And get this—fiber triggers a “naturally occurring GLP-1.” That’s just a fancy way of saying liberals want to replace good, hearty American beef with appetite-suppressing plants. It’s an attack on our farmers, plain and simple.
Big Food is responding, of course. PepsiCo is putting fiber in everything, even soda, because they can’t stand the thought of Americans enjoying a crisp, sugar-filled Pepsi without feeling guilty. They bought Poppi to push their prebiotic agenda. McDonald’s is even teasing fiber options? Since when does a Big Mac need to be “wellness-focused”? It’s un-American.
They’re pushing “plant-based” snacks and legumes. That’s code for taking away our steak and giving us beans. And the prices? They say consumers are willing to pay more for “wellness.” That’s the liberal elite for you—jacking up prices while telling you that an apple is better than a burger. Aldi and Walmart are getting in on it too, pushing private labels full of “plant-based ingredients.” It’s a conspiracy to make sure you’re too bloated to notice your 401k is being manipulated by the Biden-era holdovers.
The article ends with a registered dietician telling people to eat “a pile of vegetables the size of your head.” That sounds like a punishment, not a meal. It’s all part of the plan to make Americans weak. Real Americans eat meat. Real Americans don’t need CNN telling them to “fibermaxx.” We need to focus on freedom, not fiber. Don’t fall for the hype. Eat a steak, drink a real soda, and let the libs worry about their bowel movements.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
