R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY

BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and regrets). Unforgettable memories? More like forgettable photos.🍹

  • Atlanta’s top DJs (allegedly)
  • Gourmet Food (questionable)
  • 2 Levels, 2 Bars (lines for days)
  • Free Entry Until 5PM w/ RSVP (good luck!)

Text (516) 424-7280 to secure your section (and overpay)

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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