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Day: January 6, 2025

The Onion

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

January 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Emphasizing that Americans need to get their travel documents updated because the agency wasn’t messing around anymore, the…

The Onion

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA

January 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Reminding his son that he won’t be on the roster forever, Los Angeles Lakers star LeBron James…

Wife Really Stressed Out After Realizing She Has Nothing To Stress Out About
Babylon Bee

Wife Really Stressed Out After Realizing She Has Nothing To Stress Out About

January 6, 2025

NASSAU, DE — After cuddling with her husband in front of a roaring fire and getting Christmas decorations put away…

Bill Nye’s Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light
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Bill Nye’s Medal Revoked After Old Hate Speech Comes To Light

January 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Bill Nye has just had his Presidential Medal of Freedom revoked after investigators unearthed an old hate…

Meghan Markle Horrified To Learn Netflix Cameras Have Been Following Her This Whole Time
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Meghan Markle Horrified To Learn Netflix Cameras Have Been Following Her This Whole Time

January 6, 2025

MONTECITO, CA — Princess and former General Hospital extra Meghan Markle was horrified to learn Netflix cameras have been filming…

Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them
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Reminder: American Women Have Until January 20th To Find A Man To Get Them Pregnant Or One Will Be Selected For Them

January 6, 2025

ATTENTION: American women have until noon on the 20th of January, in the Year of our Lord 2025, to find…

🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three
Exclusive: «Half Life 3» Was Released, But Gabe Newell Didn’t Tell Anyone — Here’s Why 🫠
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🕵️‍♂️ The Secret History of «Half Life 3»: Microwaves, GTA VI, and Gabe’s Struggle With Counting to Three

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Our undercover investigation into Valve’s most elusive project, «Half Life 3», has finally borne fruit, and the results are nothing…

The Onion

Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact

January 6, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionWith the start of a new year, millions of Americans are honing in on their fitness goals and…

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