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Day: January 16, 2025

Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958
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Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

HOLLYWOOD, CA — As crews continued to sift through the rubble of fire-ravaged neighborhoods in the Los Angeles area, one…

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Kendrick Lamar Hit With Drive-By Summons Outside L.A. Nightclub

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    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—In a chaotic scene that saw young people screaming and ducking for cover in the moments after…

Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often
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Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don’t Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

EVANSVILLE, IN — Troubling reports circulated today that your retired parents, who have completely open calendars, wanted to know why…

Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed
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Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the President’s farewell address on Wednesday evening, Vice President Kamala Harris delivered her own heartfelt address…

Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption
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Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring farewell address to the nation, the notorious head of a prolific crime family warned…

🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
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🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!

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Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendo’s upcoming Switch 2 is…

Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages
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Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas,…

The Onion

How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionMeta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a major right-wing pivot, including adding Trump ally Dana White…

The Onion

Nursing Home Told Man Playing Accordion For Them Is Billy Joel

Finn McFrameJanuary 16, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSOUTH PLAINFIELD, NJ—Having been informed that he canceled a major stop on his big world tour just to…

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