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Day: January 21, 2025

🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯
🎬 Tom Cruise’s Action Streak — Viewer Collapses at Premiere Shocker! 💥
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🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The Hollywood hype machine has outdone itself yet again. At the recent press screening of «Mission: Impossible — The Final…

Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
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Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that,…

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Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionBEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency…

Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
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Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…

Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency
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Nation Actually Pretty Impressed That Biden Lived Through All 4 Years Of Presidency

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

U.S. — As Joe Biden’s term came to a close, Americans across the country admitted that they were actually pretty…

The Onion

Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Biden In Critical Condition After Sticking Tongue In Marine One Chopper Blade appeared first on The…

Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
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Clump Of Cells Dies At 67

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67.   Read…

Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute
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Journalists Horrified As Village People Perform Double Hitler Salute

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Village People stirred up controversy with their performance at the inauguration of Donald Trump yesterday, with…

The Onion

Better Copulate Than Never

Finn McFrameJanuary 21, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Better Copulate Than Never appeared first on The Onion.   Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…

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Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

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The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

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