The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments about «Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2». According to Vávra, the unexpected surge in the game’s representation of gay, black, transgender, and non-binary characters was a direct result of … a political misunderstanding. «I thought Kamala Harris had won the presidency,» he quipped, leaving fans and critics alike in stitches — or seething. 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
Kingdom Come 2: Daniel Vávra’s Woke Apocalypse (Blame Kamala Harris!)
While the original «Kingdom Come: Deliverance» prided itself on «historical accuracy» — often defended with the fervor of a medieval knight — its sequel appears to be galloping in a decidedly different direction. Vávra insists the plot still adheres to the «morals and social norms of the Czech Republic in 1403». Yes, apparently Bohemia in the 15th century was a hotbed of progressive identity politics. Who knew?
Vávra vs. the Critics: A War of Words and Worlds
Vávra hasn’t stopped at just surprising his fanbase — he’s actively baiting his critics. «We don’t want Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 to be used as clickbait by people who haven’t even played it yet,» he said, before delivering a cryptic mic drop: «Some of them have turned into the very people they were supposedly fighting against.» Is it a warning? A riddle? Or just Vávra being Vávra? Who can say? 🤔
Daniel Vávra Trolls Everyone: Kingdom Come 2 Is Both Historical and Woke!
Predictably, this bold new direction has sparked outrage among certain corners of the internet. Some fans are accusing the game of «selling out» to modern trends, while others argue that Vávra’s trolling is part of the Kingdom Come experience. After all, what’s more medieval than starting a good old-fashioned war over something ridiculous? 🛡️🔥
Historical Accuracy Meets 21st-Century Chaos
Critics have long debated «Kingdom Come’s» «commitment to history,» particularly when it conveniently excludes any non-white people from medieval Bohemia. This time around, Vávra has gone the opposite route — throwing in so much diversity that some players are left wondering if they’ve accidentally booted up a Sims expansion pack instead. Is this satire, pandering, or both? Probably yes. 😂
What’s truly baffling, though, is Vávra’s insistence that «Kingdom Come 2» is still historically accurate. «Gay knights existed!» one enthusiastic defender tweeted, while others pointed out that transgender alchemists were «totally a thing» in the 1400s (citation needed). Meanwhile, purists are demanding a return to «realism» — which, in their eyes, means white dudes farming potatoes in muddy fields for 40 hours. 🌾⚔️
A Game That’s Guaranteed to Offend Everyone
Ultimately, «Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2» promises to be a game that offends everyone equally. Whether you’re a hardcore historical purist, a diversity advocate, or just someone who wants to hack at bandits with a longsword, Vávra’s latest creation will have something to annoy you. And isn’t that what gaming is all about?
So, saddle up, Bohemia enthusiasts. Whether you’re here for the battles, the banter, or just to watch Twitter implode, «Kingdom Come 2» is shaping up to be the medieval fever dream none of us asked for — but we’re all secretly dying to play. 🤷♂️🎮
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