Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
Read MoreThe OnionTesla CEO Elon Musk faced immediate backlash for a gesture he made while addressing a crowd at a…
Month: January 2025
Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people’s attention…
10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…
🌟 Who’s to Blame for EA’s Gaming Flops? Magnetic Storms, Trump, or You? 🎮
Electronic Arts, the gaming giant that brought us classics like «The Sims« and «FIFA«, has hit a major speed bump.…
Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…
Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…
Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…
What To Know About The Jan. 6 Pardons
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump pardoned approximately 1,500 rioters who participated in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol.…
Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…
Oasis Reunion Drama: Pete Doherty Wants In – But They Think He’s a Drunken Plumber 🍷
In the world of Britpop reunions, where egos clash and tambourines fly, a new drama has emerged: Pete Doherty, former…