Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…
Month: January 2025
Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…
Black Market Organ Dealer Tired Of Being Asked If He’s Seen ‘Squid Game’
Read MoreThe OnionJACKSONVILLE, FL—Saying he had grown irritated with all the people who wanted to know if his occupation was…
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…
12 Horrifying Nazi Symbols From Trump’s Inauguration
In case you haven’t heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you…
🚑 Mission: Impossible Premiere Causes Chaos — Fans Can’t Handle the Truth! 🤯
The Hollywood hype machine has outdone itself yet again. At the recent press screening of «Mission: Impossible — The Final…
Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that,…
Mark David Chapman Decides To Just Go With It After Receiving January 6 Pardon
Read MoreThe OnionBEEKMAN, NY—Upon receiving the news that his name had somehow been included in an executive order granting clemency…
Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
METROPOLIS — The hero once thought of by many as the defender of truth, justice, and the American way found…