The Biden Administration: Where Are They Now?
Many famous people drastically change their lives or careers once they leave the limelight and the former Biden administration is…
Day: February 4, 2025
To Save Time, Men’s Bible Study Just Gonna Assume Everyone’s Prayer Request Is For Struggling With Porn
LEXINGTON, KY — An innovative change brought new life to the standard small group concept last week, as the members…
⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…
DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…
FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…
Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
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Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…
Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…
Home Deport Advantage
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